医疗笑话:你真漂亮!你真可爱!


每天一篇“笑话”让你忘记烦恼

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A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his Side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,”You’re beautiful.”

Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said,”You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,”it was now “cute.”

She said,“What happened to “beautiful”?”

The man replied, “”The drugs are wearing off!”

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医疗笑话:你真漂亮!你真可爱!


每天一篇“笑话”让你忘记烦恼

laugh

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his Side. His eyes fluttered open and he said,”You’re beautiful.”

Then he fell asleep again.

His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said,”You’re cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,”it was now “cute.”

She said,“What happened to “beautiful”?”

The man replied, “”The drugs are wearing off!”

***************************************

【仲路国平投资管理咨询有限公司】

业务包括:风险管理-企业外部风险管理(公共关系、法律法规、合规经营、危机处理和企业社会责任)

对外投资(寻找标的、尽职调查、议价谈判、整合等)

技术转让(专利搜索、专利转让等)。

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